Five Original Sentences about Grapes

1. A grape could not explain how a person could like milk, mostly because they cannot speak, but also because they have no brain.

2. When a grape decides he wants to be in a vine, he goes to vine and he uploads a 7 second pitch about why.

3. If I were a grape, I'd probably not have a blog, because that would be strange.

4. In the great mushroom war, they used grapes as cannon balls and they called 

 them grape shot.                                          .

5. A grape does not hate, because that it not the

way of the grape.                                             .