5 Original Sentences: About Long Division

1. If you are trying to divide by zero, you are going to be in for a very long time devisioning it.

2. The most divine way to do math is very long division, where you pretend to be doing math for a very long time, then you die.

3. If you want to be able to figure out how many bananas are in the quadratic formula, imagine how many nobel peace prizes you have plus how many super powers you have, and now you know.

4. Martin Luther King is king of having di-vision, a long di-vision.

5. Why isn't there like a Batman villain called like the mathematician, and he goes to smoke pages of math books until he says, "your number is up."