Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Poetic Review of Nine Lives

Nine Lives
Is not something to despise
You can look at it with your eyes
I cant say bad things
Or good
I feel like I can't love this movie, but I should
It's bland but not boring
Never whispering or even roaring
Terrible cat based CGI effects
Clichés based plot aspects
It isn't good or really bad
With acting that is sort of bad
The absolute best part
Is that t doesn't try to set itself apart
It is what it is
It's never more than it wants
Like the best movie from 1992 once
It is honestly delightfully mediocre
I don't know who this is for
2.5 out of 5 stars

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