Saturday, August 27, 2016

5 Sentences: NEW AND IMPROVED

1. If you look at a piece of meatloaf close enough, you will see that while it is clearly meat, there are tiny pieces of bread that have colonized this chunk of meat.

2. A parachute is like a blanket that you tuck into a back pack that is made of nylon and can save you if gravity tries to murder you.

3. Dying from a skydiving accident, should instead be called a murder via gravity.

4. Why in the world/the universe does gravity get to get away with these heinous acts, is it because it is like a theory or something.

5. The Cheese goblins worship the cheese wiz, but he ended up getting canned for crackers.

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