1. I really like Madagascar hissing cockroaches with pickled habanero with watermelon pudding.
2. I'm going to need a handful of unsalted butter, popcorn without butter, and a handful of salt, if you want to watch the movie tonight.
3. "You wear a silver necklace in the shape vampire fang, because you think it doesn't look bullet shape to people, but it does to werewolves?"
4. "Also, it is very common for the clown that look insane to also be pickpockets, but on the same token they are superstitious about vampires, because what else would they be afraid of."
5. An apple a day could keep the doctor away, if your doctor was a trick or treating five year old, and the "a day" meant specifically Halloween.
6. Clock Punch sounds like a punch made of hands and different kinds of assorted gear.
7. Chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla are all ice cream flavors, but they are also things I wouldn't want to be sardine flavors.
8. Punch clock sounds like how a wrestler, or maybe a Jackie Chan type person, does to prove they came into work.
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