Saturday, May 7, 2016

Not Dilly Satirday

So, usually I post silliness. This time, I want to explain causation. If we choose any item in the universe, we can chain every problem back to its origin, if we try hard enough.
    For instance, a Dinosaur died in a tar pit. Let's chain five things to it.


1. I crashed my car once. Easy, my car runs on fossil fuels, that dinosaur turned into a fossil, if he had not died in the tar pit, he would not be fuel for my car, and would not go anywhere.

2. The Titanic sank. Same idea. Without fossil fuel, the Titanic cannot leave port.

3. The Good Dinosaur did not do well in theaters in comparison to other movies. We have an expectation from fossils about dinosaurs, this movie didn't live up to it.

4. Dragon Lore exists. Won't explain this one.

5. Civilization exists as we know it. Trains run on coal. Industrial revolution. And oil baron money.

see? BLAME DINOSAURS DYING IN TAR PITS FOR EVERYTHING!!!

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