The Evil Avenue

  You can take the Devil's order or her offer. Check her out and you go down Normal St., but if you take the Devil's offer, then you go down Evil Avenue. That moment was your choice. One way or the other, only binaries. There were only two choices.
    "I will take your offer, but for my soul, I want you to sign up for a credit card," you said smartly. The Devil laughed at you.
    "Yeah right. That's just going to ruin my credit, and I can't live without credit. How will I get a loan?" The Devil said. You laughed at the Devil too.
    "Yes, and i totally don't need my eternal soul for anything."
    "What's the interest percentage?" The Devil said.
    "25%? Thats outrageous!"
    "And I burn for eternity? Seems that as fair," you said back.
    "What information do you need?"
    "Driver's licence. Debt card. And social security number."
    "Are you trying to steal my identity?" The Devil asked.
    "Aren't you trying to steal my soul?"
    "Fine! I'll sign up for the card." Success, you beat the Devil.