Rick-1

There was once a beginning to everything in the entire universe. A first sunrise. A first sundown, a first rain shower, and a first Rick. Rick was the first Rick, and for a long time he was the only Rick who ever Ricked. He never found it Rickdiculous that there were no other Rick's, because he only needed himself.
    Rick had many hobbies. Carrying animails in Rickshaws, Rick Rolling rocks around, and planning eleborate dinners in Ricktober that he called Ricksgiving. It was surely the best time any Rick had ever had. Just like everyone always knows that something can go wrong, so did Rick. Rick knew something could go wrong. One day, he did something very Ricksky and it cause a sequence of bad events. Rick was allowed to choose two different and equally viable options causing a Rickvision in his personality. Rick chose both and thus he became Rick-1 and Rick-2.