Your soundtrack stopped abruptly as the Devil extended her offer to you, and you began to vaguely hear the distant sound of an axe sharpening. "It us very important that you take this deal, because I cannot guarantee your safety."
"No," you said calmly.
"You won't want to think it through at all?"
"No," you said again. A different darker version of the Devil appeared, and that version swung a freshly sharpened axe at you, but you ducked in time to escape the problem. "Okay, ill take the deal!" You screamed.
"What would you like?" The Devil said as her evil counterpart continued to swing her axe at you.
"I want to live through this!"
"Done." She snapped her fingers, and you began to rapidly travel back in time. You appeared inside of a burning circle of fire just in front of a pile of giant eggs. Before you could do anything else, you were bitten in half by a T-rex and your soul became the Devil's property.
Friday, April 22, 2016
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