Originality: Running from Time: New and Improved

He is a list of 10 never before used sentences:

1. The monochromatic vampire time birgade are sending cyborg Oprah to daycare.
2. It's been approximately 29 minutes since we ordered our pizza, but I'm sure the pizza delivery person is on their way, and we shouldn't complain, because this is a luxary.
3. Futuristic pirates invented chocolate that cures blindness for the reptillian race.
4. I learned lockpicking by mistake and clearly I will not use it for evil.
5. Sure, I shouldn'tthrow these sccissors, but two blades are better than one.
6. Each generation improves upon the last whileleaving an impression of their mistakes, thus no generation is the best.
7. I never look good in photos, because my invisibility causes the camera lens to become fuzzy.
8. An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but so will a crossbow my of the bones of my enemies.
9. You don't have to pay me back.
 10. If I take a sipsy of ectoplasm, I get tipsy or ghostly.