Haiku for You, no not you, but this was Due

Haikus from your favorite blog characters (this blog specificallt?)

Mayo of Burgah Tahown:

I get a smidge sad
Every time I see a frown
Turn it upside down

The Devil:

I'm not as seem
Windex is not Listerine
Somehow both are blue

Greg:

I can run through time
Present, past are intertwined
Ketchup and Jones, mmm

Cat Wizard:

Why won't you listen
 I'm obviously a human
LOOK! A shiny thing

Val:

I love you more than
I can show with just my hands
So, I stole some more

Warren:

I need all of the space
To figure out what to place
Forget I said 'The'