1 Very Long Original Serence

There was once a dream, who believe that he could be an airplane, but obviously a drem can never be an airplane, given the fact that a drem cannot shapeshift, and a drem can never drink a milkshakw, he can only eat it with a spoon, nor can a drem smell a gopher, and that is why drems have such a gopher problem in all of their hoses, despite the fact that they can see gophers very well, but of the gather enough gophers, they can make enough money for an airplane transplant.

10 facts you never knew

1. Monkey isn't a good smoothie flavor.

2. Pennies aren't made of pens

3. Babies aren't dishwasher safe.

4. The sink is the dirties place in the place that is a sink.

5. Corn is not a good topping for hotdogs.

6. If you run faster than light, you have no mass.

7. A waffle is not a good base for a hard shell taco.

8. A door can't become a werewolf without a bi of magic

9. Monopoly was invented.

10. The N in never is the only letter stopping it from being ever.

Poetic Review of Ghost Busters (2016)

The movie can be rather dumb

Like they wrote it while drinking rum

The effects can be just as bad

But honestly the jokes are rad

May not be better than the first

It'll make you laugh til it hurts

With a beautiful cast this time

And the original in line

Has a better origin story

With plausible ghost theories 

So if you have half a heart

See this movie 

Recipe for madness

Are you tired of not having the Perfect drink?

Look no further.

Brew yourself delicious cup of hot chocolate.

And then add a realistically pow amount of your favorite dark soda.

Carbonated hot chocolate

Delicious.

The Perfect Three Wish setup

Genies are mythological deities that have enough power to grant wishes, yet they go out of their way to screw those up. Granted in the original tellings of their myths, they could grant any mount of wishes, I am choosing to go with three.

1. This must always be wish number one. It is as follows. "I wish that any time during the course of our enounter that by saying, "This is a bad idea." I can go back in to!e exactly one minute with my memory, and everything that happened in that moment erased.

2. This can be the third or second wish. It is as follows. "I wish that I had a magic printer connected to internet from the year I reside in that anything I chose to print on it become a reality."

Now you have magic and time travel. That third wish can be for anything.

Thank me later.

Wednesday invention worth money

People like cold drinks.
I dislike ice. So, there must be other people like that.
Why aren't we making drinks with ice cubes made of those drinks.
Or why aren't we making cocktails with fruit punch ice cubes. Put fruit punch or flavored ice cubes into alcohol and you have a drink that slowly turns into a sweet drink. Perfect idea.

Original Sentences about Drems

1. A drem has six arms, one on each side of his body, and three on his head, and a spare in the kitchen.

2. Drems only have one enemy, the big hairy 9 eyed, three legged, wretched wretchen.

3. The drem loves to play the bass drum while it hums with a handful of peanuts, for a green apple in a dress.

4. Since drems have no beds, and they do not see, they have no address for which to live.

5. No eyed, no eared, six arm drem knows that a clock can tick like a Bob, but it is not afraid.

6. Drems do not like peppermint or pepperoni pizza poppers, but he does like a French bread braid.

7. When a drem looks at the moon, it sees the sky is made of macaroni and the clouds made of cotton candy, and the wind smells like a table cloth.