Dr. Hounchell's Theory of Everything: What if I were a Tree

I had this thought today. An interesting though, I would say. I understand that different people have different preferences and different tastes, on pretty much everything. I know that to some degree that these are shaped by our individual experiences. I had a different idea though about how we gain particular attributes. such as my affinity for writing or Michael Jordan's affinity for being in Space Jam.

Reality exists as it does because matter cannot be created nor destroyed. This means that in theory and in practice, we are all preexisting molecules that have come together from previous aspects of reality to form an entirely new being. Which means that in theory, any number of the molecules that make up my body could have actually come from any given book. That means that any person's preference could come from an atom that they got their being, or partial parts of it from.

Gotcha with science.

6 Original Sentences: Sports

1. The arrow soared through the widow, into the pad of butter, and gently grazed a slice of bread before striking its target.

2. Why isn't the argument that an american football looks more like a foot then a futbol?

3. You can eat loaded nachos, while you watch the loaded bases.

4. Just as the Chicago Cubs were about to win the sports contest, a mole person sprang from the earth, proclaimed the ball to be its egg, and crawled back into the ground.

5. I need a pair of blogging shoes, because all I own is tennis and basketball shoes, and I only know that they both have teams, balls and nets.

Poetic Movie Review of Cinderella

Today is: Cinderella (disney)

Her name is Cinderella
She takes so much crap, she needs an umbrella
Her dreams and her aspirations
Are to go to a castle destination
Like other movies from this era, and to its defense
It doesn't stray beyond the white picket fence
It's interesting as a portal of a classic
With unique songs that I think fit
Not just that, but there's a cat
His name is Lucifer, can't beat that
For others Disney movies of its generation
This one has the best PG fairy tale iteration
That being said
This story is better read
It also spawned a second and a third movie
The latter of which restarted the timeline, apparently
It does its job, it's okay
2ish stars out five, on a good day

Honest Confession: Do I Exist

I was honestly considering that I didn't exist, because I couldn't find myself on a popular background search website. This seems silly, I am not gonna lie. Consider though that right this moment, I have 30 tabs open with different searches I tried.

I found my father I've never met. People from high school. My best friend. My fiancee. My grandfather. People from high school.

And yet, I haven't found myself. I can't get anyone to confirm right now that I do in fact exist, but I'll go out of my way to say yes, yes I do. But it is a strange thought that not only can not being part of the group make me feel excluded, it can also make me feel like I don't exist.

It also makes me feel like I might be a deep cover spy.

For Science Experiment

At my job in a mall, I decided to execute some science. This means I was to put four different coins on the ground and wait for them to be picked up. I am publishing my results here.

Penny: The penny was picked up in 14-15 minutes. Unfortunately, I was unable to see who picked it up. Several people stepped on it or kicked it without picking it up.

Nickel: The Nickel was picked up in 2 minutes and Thirteen seconds by a young girl who was maybe four. She was excited.

Dime: the dime was picked up in 37 minutes and 35 seconds by an adult woman maybe in her 20s. It had been passed up because it was on tails.

Lastly was the quarter: It was picked up I'm 24 minutes an 50 seconds by a young girl of perhaps four and de was excited.

Conclusion: Adults are dumb and unobservant

DR. HOUNCHELL'S THEORY OF LIFE AND EVERYTHING

I'm not quite sure why people won't try new things and how new of a concept it is not to like change. If I were to walk around with a hotdog covered in chocolate sauce, people would look at me funny. Yet, if I were to dip salty and oily fries in cow milk, sugar, and chocolate that has been turned into ice cream, I would be normal to some degree. So how did we get this way? Also, would it be good to eat chocolate sauce On a hotdog! I don't know and for so!e reason I don't want to try! Still strange.... I had this idea.

Floor? Ceiling?

Why do we call it a ceiling? Because it is above us, but even the room can be the floor. If I stand on te wall is it the floor. Is anything the floor if I am under it? The floorboard of my car is the undercarriage if I am under it. Even ceiling tiles could be floor tiles...? Does this mean that there are no actual ceilings, and that everything is a floor when we stand on it? Which means there are no limits.